I should invest in footwear companies

Since most of the people who know about this blog are family, I believe that most all of you know about my dog's love for chewing on anything that goes on feet. My father bestowed upon him a gift of his favorite pair of slippers for Christmas. Eddie has loved this gift! He chews on these slippers all the time (slipper since I accidentally left one home in Utah). Eddie spends his days at Darren's house while I am at work and Darren is at school. Since this arrangement, Eddie has chewed up Darren's favorite pair of moccasins which I then replaced with some new moccasins which were more like slippers, and another pair of moccasins like unto the pair which Eddie chewed up. To be fair, Darren had done more than his share of wearing these shoes out but Eddie helped speed up the process of retirement. He still tries to chew these slippers up even more. He has also chewed on Darren's new pair of rope sandals. And Darren's new Moccasins. Multiple pairs of my flip flops. And today, Loren's slippers. Puppy, let's get one thing straight. Dad's slippers were a gift. Not all slippers or feet coverings are for your enjoyment. I've bought more shoes this year than in the last 5, and unfortunately not many of them have been for me. I buy toys for the puppy, and chewie sticks, but it seems that he still prefers what he's not supposed to have. He's worse than a teenager.